She’s a survivor. Piggy - the legend lives on. “I just decided a long time ago that I wasn’t going to get any older. Ageing just isn’t for me.”

And put this in your pipe and smoke it Lord Justice Leveson…. “One of the few celebrities to speak out in favour of phone-tapping in journalism, she suggests that new technologies and an old-fashioned bear trap represent the best way to ensnare and keep your man: ‘I have no problem with phone tapping,’ Piggy says. ‘I actually have a GPS chip implanted on Kermit.’

Read the rest of Miss Piggy’s tell-all interview with Tara Brady in The Ticket in The Irish Times today http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/theticket/2012/0203/1224311149452.html